Population | 6.178 billion |
Capital | Ik Knalish |
Leader | Stimulatini Polisto the 44th |
Faith | Kiwianist |
Currency | Coin |
Animal | Kiwi |
The Autocratic Republic of New Astrail is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Stimulatini Polisto the 44th with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 6.178 billion Astrailis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ik Knalish. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient New Astrailian economy, worth 701 trillion Coins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,528 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics, Stimulatini Polisto the 44th tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", emojis are the soul of wit, and political dissidents are cut off from essential services. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Astrail's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kiwianist.
New Astrail is ranked 10,696th in the world and 603rd in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 116 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Astrail was endorsed by The 🐈 Kingdom of New Rogernomics.
- : New Astrail was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : New Astrail was endorsed by The Three Lazarene Principles of Wang Yao.
- : Following new legislation in New Astrail, political dissidents are cut off from essential services.
- : Following new legislation in New Astrail, emojis are the soul of wit.
- : Following new legislation in New Astrail, Stimulatini Polisto the 44th tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty".
- : Following new legislation in New Astrail, cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics.
- : New Astrail voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend One Small Island"".
- : Following new legislation in New Astrail, gossip magazines have pictures of Stimulatini Polisto the 44th sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
- : Following new legislation in New Astrail, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Coin treacle machine.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » Wang Yao and New Rogernomics.